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Abandoned at checkout at Duane Reade: The “Alone Again, Still” Fun Pak (Depressed Single Mom edition.) Contents: Beer, chocolate-covered pretzels, Monistat, leg razors, weight-loss pills, and, sadly, Enfamil. One can only assume that she ditched the pile once they rang her up and it dawned on her that some good ol’ noose-tyin’ rope would be a lot cheaper.

Abandoned at checkout at Duane Reade: The “Alone Again, Still” Fun Pak (Depressed Single Mom edition.) Contents: Beer, chocolate-covered pretzels, Monistat, leg razors, weight-loss pills, and, sadly, Enfamil. One can only assume that she ditched the pile once they rang her up and it dawned on her that some good ol’ noose-tyin’ rope would be a lot cheaper.