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Abandoned at checkout at Duane Reade: The “Alone Again, Still” Fun Pak (Depressed Single Mom edition.) Contents: Beer, chocolate-covered pretzels, Monistat, leg razors, weight-loss pills, and, sadly, Enfamil. One can only assume that she ditched the pile once they rang her up and it dawned on her that some good ol’ noose-tyin’ rope would be a lot cheaper.

youngmanhattanite:

jakefogelnest:

How great was this record?! Very cool article on the history of D.C. band, Cold Cold Hearts.

“It was like we had a residency at The Cooler,” agrees Smith. “Once my friend Jake Fogelnest brought Gabby Hoffman and Christina Ricci to come see us at one of those shows.

I remember seeing Cold Cold Hearts at The Cooler like a zillion times. I guess one time I brought Gabby Hoffman and Christina Ricci because, you know, THE 90’S. 

Hello, my name is Jake Fogelnest and I am a three hundred year-old hipster. Please unfollow my blog immediately.

Another DCist Secret History classic.

Taken with instagram

kellydeal:

A fully functional pink orchid urinal, sculpted by artist Clark Sorensen.

Don’t ask how I got there, because I don’t even.

foundfriends:

Girl singer, yay! She has a backing band. 

(via fuckyeahjessicalouisedye)

Self-portrait, Philadelphia, July 2011 (No. 3)

Don Fleming (No. 2)

Please enjoy new series of iphone paintings, titled “Bored in Meetings.” No. 1: “Michael Gibbons.”

Ancient computer memory: ferrite cores. At IBM facility in Armonk, NY.

(Thanks to this guy for reminding me of my fave Lou Reed number.)

By the way, if you go here? The JLC pic animates. Worth it. Honest.

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